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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train."
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"I'm smiling. This should scare you."
"To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !"
"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop."""
"OLD MAN: I fought in WWII ME: Oh yeah? What was your kill:death ratio OLD MAN: what ME: Can you rocket jump? OLD MAN: I wish Hitler had won"
"What did the left breast say to the right breast?? We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts"
"People who describe things as ""better than sex"" are having the wrong kind of sex."
"I bought my girlfriend a treadmill and a Victoria's Secret catalogue."
"Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince."