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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!"

"What did the grizzly bear study at college? He was an Ursa Major"

"Old cordless phones, for when you really need to be on the phone, but also need to sword fight the cat."

"When Trump build a wall what would the US become? Attack on Titans..."

"My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid."

"In honor of the Olympics I suggest we start a synchronized drinking team..... Whose in?"

"I burned a kid in a wheelchair today. Hot wheels."

"I like to pride myself on knowing whether it's Ice Ice Baby or Under Pressure by the first bum bum bum badda dum bum."

"If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ...oh wait, he does."

"Mountain's aren't funny... They're hill areas."