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Joke of the Day
"Jews where do you send a jew with ADD...... wait for it... A concentration camp"
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"What happened to the Asian guy who walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."
"Got my left hand an awesome Valentines card and vibrating glove."
"Today I fucked up Now she's pregnant :/"
"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"
"Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !"
"Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad."
"Took a poop without my phone. Had no idea what to do with my hands. Did the Macarena. What a day."
"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"
"I stuck a firecracker up the cats butt! Mommy: Tommy, it's rectum. Tommy: I'll say it rectum! It blew 'em all to hell!"