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Joke of the Day

"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Ahh, those were the days..."

"What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice? A goddamn riceist"

"I thought of having a threesome But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents"

"Who was the fattest Pharaoh of ancient Egypt? Hippo-Ptolemy"

"What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today? It's After Earth Day."

"How do people see so much on internet these days? They put on the Google!"

"If I was in charge of SWAT I'd change the name to the ""Special Weapons And Grenades"" team just so police would have to radio in for SWAG"

"You should never kiss someone on Jan 1... It is only the first date."

"Me: Dropped my phone & now screen doesn't work. Help forum: Should've had a better case. Apparently, my mother works in Samsung support now."