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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the Asian guy who walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."
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"They say 1 out of 3 people in a relationship cheat. I can't decide if it's my wife or my girlfriend."
"Why did Jeb lose support? He was always beating around the bush... Without getting to the (common) core!"
"6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name"
"A Pomeranian walks into a pomegranate convention, takes a second look at the flier and walks away disappointed."
"romeo tells juliet she's fat"
"My wife recently broke up with me because I'm a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back."
"Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church..... They all look at you with disgust, but deep down, you know they want some, too."
"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"
"At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: ""I work with animals every day!"" She: ""Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"" He: ""I'm a butcher."""