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Joke of the Day

"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"

"Ocean's 45: The group gets bigger each heist It's too hard to keep secrets Someone posts the next plan on Facebook Everyone goes to jail"

"Why don't Jews live on Jupiter? Because its a gas planet!"

"*turns on deep-fryer* *tosses in chicken nuggets* *adds chamomile and lavender* *recites from the Book of Shadows* Voila, Wiccan Nuggets"

"Am I relying on you to cover up all these blood stains after murdering my ex? BLEACH I MIGHT BE"

"I was being recruited for suicide bombing... I asked the recruiter, ""what are the perks of being a suicide bomber?"" And he replied, ""well, for starters, you get to go all over the place!"""

"One time my 4yr old got so mad at my wife he yelled, ""YOU'RE RABBIT FROM WINNIE THE POOH!"" Best.Insult.Ever."

"How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a swimming pool."

"42 percent of statistics are made up!"

"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? Khal-culator."