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Joke of the Day
"Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !"
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"Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women."
"Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One but don't expect results."
"What do you call a house that changes every month? A Werehouse."
"I was makin out with a cute girl but it got ruined when she ran her hand up my leg and squeezed all the spaghetti out of my pocket"
"I'm so hungry I could eat a hor *horse walks by snorting aggressively* ticulturalist *horticulturalist pops up trimming hedge aggressively*"
"What do you call a lonely terrorist? ISIL-ated"
"There are hundreds of ways to make a woman happy and only one to make a man happy: LEAVE HIM ALONE."
"I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope."
"It is said that wearing T-shirts make you feel cooler in Summer I've been wearing a dozen of them but it's still hot like hell. Damn."