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"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"
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"Just got a job as a scientist and I fell in love with the periodic table whilst the music was on. It was my chemical romance."
"What's the worst thing about suicide bombers? They're not organ donors."
"How do you circumcise a guy in Alabama? You kick her sister in the chin!"
"If your mom could communicate with the dead she would be an extra large."
"Why is it called Mother Nature? Because if it were called Father Nature it would be a lot more predictable."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once year."
"""What's your name?"" ""Dave Fucking Smith"" ""Do you have Tourette's, Dave?"" ""No, but the vicar at my christening did."""
"My 6 yr old asked me if ""satire"" is like a ""flat tire."" I told him no. People know how to handle a flat tire."
"What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? ""No whey."""