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Joke of the Day

"Homeless people's dogs must think, ""Damn, this is the longest walk ever!"""

"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground. Except for the eagle."

"I don't wanna ruffle any feathers here, but... *blows gently on a baby duck*"

"As individuals we are weak like a twig... But as group we might become a mighty faggot."

"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."

"Whats your wife's anus and a nine volt battery got in common? You know its wrong, but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue."

"How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big? Ostrich-sized."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"

"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."

"Honestly if I had a brain I'd... probably not admit to being stupid publicly for a start."