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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ? He had a hole in one."
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"*stands over dads casket* ""Mom isn't doing well, dad."" *puts hand on dad's shoulder* ""You need to stop building caskets. It's creepy."""
"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"
"I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread"
"What's the biggest joke of all time? My life. My entire goddamned life."
"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."
"Top 5 things to ditch in 2017 5. Debt 4. People you don't like 3. Facebook 2. Drama 1. The bodies"
"Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching."
"Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak."
"There needs to be a universal hand signal to let people know they still have their blinker on. Mouthing ""you're dead asshole"" isn't working."