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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ? He had a hole in one."
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"Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."
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"I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical."
"I told my wife I was going to the toilet. She said, ""Don't forget to spray."" Now there's piss everywhere."
"What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !"
"Who did the Indian Girl choose to Marry? No one. Her parents chose for her."
"me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm"
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