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Joke of the Day
"[Dirty] How does Leia spend Father's Day? Riding Solo"
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"Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit? He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it."
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"Strange how FB doesn't automatically add the enemies of your enemies as your friends,"
"A survey recently revealed that 50% of people shit in the shower, do you know what the other 50% do? I didn't think so you filthy twat!"
"A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."
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"Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."
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"Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser.. To download other browsers with Abraham Lincoln, 1863 -Morgan Freeman"