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Joke of the Day

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet But I don't know why..."

"Two cannibals were having lunch. ""Your wife makes a great soup"" said one to the other. ""Yes!"" agreed the first. ""But I'm going to miss her terribly."""

"The local pizzeria promised us the best delivery service But they didn't deliver."

"Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery"

"Why does your blood rush to your head when you're upside down but not to your feet when you're right side up? Your feet aren't empty."

"Did you hear about the woman who gave birth in her 50's? You haven't? Oh, wait...that's right.... that's because they can't. (Menopause) Ha."

"[flirting w/girl at bar] And that's why [takes sip from elephant sippy cup] I always use a sippy cup [lid falls off and spills juice on me]"

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.... And then it hit me!"

"Yo mamma so fat she blocked everyone on facebook"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat? You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat."