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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the vampire feed off of Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood."
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"[At Doctor] Me:I'm having chest pain Doc:Did you buy a new bra? Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing! Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain Me:Oh"
"Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our shittiest table."
"A man entered his home and discovered that someone have stole all his lamps.... ...he was absolutely delighted."
"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"
"What is green and has four wheels? Grass; I lied about the wheels."
"does anyone know a knock knock joke that's actually funny? most of the ones i have heard are not funny at all."
"Yoda: ""Mmhhh, why 5 afraid of 6 is?"" Because 6 7 8"
"What's a stoner's favorite body of water? The T.H. sea"
"Can ""born this way"" apply to laziness?"