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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Islamic cow? A Mooslim"

"Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too."

"Talk Like A Pirate Day Here's my impersonation of a pirate: *ahem* Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now."

"A woman walks into a bar. What makes you think she can drive any better?"

"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."

"The Voice Coach Voice Coach: ""Let's start with a scale."" Student: ""Do, re, muuuhh, fa, so, la, ti, doooh!"" Voice Coach: ""Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't take that tone with mi!"""

"FIANCE: where should we go on our honeymoon ME (after hearing there's a charizard hidden at mt rushmore): how do you feel about south dakota"

"What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor? .......Ex-*spearmint*."

"If you sleep with your socks on, please unfollow. I do not support you or your lifestyle"

"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."