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Joke of the Day

"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."

"What do you call a group of people from Idaho? Deydahoes."

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne (Pen-nay)"

"My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury."

"CENTAUR: My dad slept with a horse MINOTAUR: My mum slept with a bull PIGOTAUR: My dad was Prime Minister."

"Why can you always trust a bee without wings? Because it's down to earth."

"""Know what, son? We should do all of our miracles before cameras exist."" - God"

"I've just realised that I've got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat."

"Trying to talk sense into a racist... Is like trying to beat a Jew at hide and seek."

"An alpaca made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I guess it was an Alpac'ino."