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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too."
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"I've always pictured myself taking selfies."
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"A date so good... I eat 10 more."
"Sexual intercourse: It's just wanking that's got out of hand."
"Jesus: My God, why have you forsaken me? God: Lighten up drama queen."