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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
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"Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space? He didn't either"
"Calling a girl ""honey"" is ok. Calling a girl ""bee vomit"" is not ok. I'm a relationship expert."
"What's the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"I don't like the idea of having to go on in a world where good people like Robin Williams is no longer with us, but Justin Beiber is still alive and well."
"What's long, black, and smelly? The unemployment line"
"I bet sex with a stingray is like fucking a giant pancake."
"Why couldn't the pony speak clearly? He was a little hoarse."
"What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye? Bull dozer"
"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" -New York's most hated cab driver Courtesy of @lordbeef on Twitter"