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Joke of the Day
"A woman walks into a bar. What makes you think she can drive any better?"
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"What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet? Last year's Hide and Go seek champion."
"*loads dryer* Fitted Sheet: HE'S BURNING US ALIVE! COME, SHIRT! COME, PANTS! HOP IN MY BOSOM AND I WILL FORM A PROTECTIVE BALL OF MOISTURE!"
"My new book about doing your own hair color is a total flop. I haven't sold one copy of A Guide to Dying Alone"
"Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? Every month it has the same centerfold."
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend.... But it was just my imagine Asian."
"What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through"
"What do you call someone who has to pay for sex? Buy-sexual (I know it is cheesy, but I thought of it all on my own.)"
"If a prostitute is someone that uses sex to obtain money, what do you call someone who uses sex to obtain you? Yo momma"
"Mad cow disease wears off and eventually you're just tired with a cow disease."