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Joke of the Day

"A chicken walks into a bar He said ""I think I am in the wrong joke..."" Meanwhile, a scientist crosses the road."

"Which newspaper is most popular around cows? The Moo York Times"

"I use my teethbrush then go play feetball and commit arms robbery. Just giving you a head up. - people with the right amount of body parts"

"""You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!"" But we're in love! ""It is forbidden!"" *whale elopes with submarine*"

"Regarding Daughters Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter's life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up."

"Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange? They thought she might have been slipped a woofie."

"My favorite part of deleting your history... ...is when you can still go to the previous page."

"Jack and coke don't go together because Jack is a recovering addict."

"How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one."

"I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan..."