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Joke of the Day
"My favorite part of deleting your history... ...is when you can still go to the previous page."
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"My 8yo is watching a video of a guy watching a video of another guy flipping water bottles. Please pray for me during this difficult time."
"How do you ruin a good joke? By posting it over and over on the same subreddit"
"My inspiration for jokes is like a guy at a brothel... It comes and goes... It also occasionally sucks ;)"
"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"
"Do you know that opening windows make the wifi slower. It's because the wifi signal goes out the window."
"Hey, how about making a normal fucking face when you sing?"
"If someone ever intimidates you just remember that they're 70% water. *Are you afraid of water...?* Well you should be 300,000 people drown every year."
"3 guys just arrived to heaven and... 3 guys just arrived to heaven and then Jesus proceeds to call by their names: - ""Rand"" kiss my hand! - ""Pete"" kiss my feet! Then Jesus: Rick!? Why are you running?"
"Dear men, We love you until you forget to call or show up late or breathe the wrong way - women P.s you're reading this tweet wrong"