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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange? They thought she might have been slipped a woofie."

"HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS: Call someone and have them come pick you up."

"[NSFW] What did Olive Oyl say to Popeye on their wedding night? ""No fisting."""

"Got an A on my paper... Time to write the rest of it"

"The host of Dirty Jobs may have balls of steel... But he's got a Mike Rowe penis."

"Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!"

"How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb? 69"

"QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week."

"A willow tree walks into a bar, and a guy sitting next to the counter says to the bartender, Who's the new guy? And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!"

"I am wearing a jacket, because my mom felt cold."