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Joke of the Day

"I use my teethbrush then go play feetball and commit arms robbery. Just giving you a head up. - people with the right amount of body parts"

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"Our Office Needs A 3D Printer Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make three copies of an office key. The guy returned ten minutes later with the copies ... which he'd made on the Xerox machine."
"Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge the better you feel."
"Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity"
"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!"
"Just been confronted by my next door neighbour, apparently there's been items going missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants!"
"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"
"""Retweet! Retweet!"" yelled the German Commander as we invaded Normandy"
"A cashier asks a feminist, "" Cash or credit?"" She replies: "" Did you just assume my tender?"""