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Joke of the Day
"Which newspaper is most popular around cows? The Moo York Times"
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"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"
"If you have time to check into a gas station on Foursquare, you have too much time on your hands"
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"I am not an alcoholic An alcoholic needs a drink, I have a drink."
"There once was an Italian chef He pastaway"
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"I was playing the Witcher 3 and I realized It should be called the Bitcher, cause I slay more pussy than monsters. ( )"