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Joke of the Day
"Jack and coke don't go together because Jack is a recovering addict."
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"- Dad, are mermaids fish or women? -It depends on if you are horny or hungry."
"I became a vegetarian yesterday. I regret it already, I guess you can say it was a missed steak."
"The Chuckle Brothers hold the record for the World's biggest sheep They've got a 2 metre ewe."
"Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea."
"what idiot named it Mail Order Bride instead of Male Order Bride?"
"What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra? ...he had a hard time with his allergies"
"My ex girlfriend is like an archaeologist ...always digging up useless shit from the past"
"[dinner at brother's house] ""So where are the kids?"" Brother: I grounded them. *spits out meatloaf*"
"I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory.... Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"