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"I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan..."
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"How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh? Ten Tickles"
"Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday? Because he had a wee cough"
"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"How does an Irishman's future look like? Very blight."
"How can you tell if someone is vegan? They'll fucking tell you!"
"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."
"My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed."
"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."