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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist asshole"
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"What console does god use? Praystation"
"Wife: ""Ian is coming over."" Me: ""Ian from work or Ian who is good at disguises?"" Wife: ""Ian- *pulls off mask* -who is good at disguises!"""
"Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."
"I was so embarrassed when I got an erection during a prostate exam. Especially when they found out I'm not even a doctor."
"[Meta] A word on 9/11 jokes."
"What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear? Sneakers. Huehuehue."
"Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway."
"The Pen is mightier than the sword... Cuz, you know, you can't draw dicks on faces with swords."
"Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say ""Ask me again later."""