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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear? Sneakers. Huehuehue."
Next Joke
"What is a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans."
"I removed electrons from a seal Got a seal-ion"
"Moses was the first hippie. He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good."
"A preschooler refused to sleep during naptime... He was charged with resisting a rest"
"I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life"
"As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world those who can count in binary and those who can't."
"How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth."
"Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,"