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Joke of the Day
"Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say ""Ask me again later."""
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"What's so good about being a CPU? Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown."
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"What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger."
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"If at first you don't succeed, fuck it. What's on TV?"
"A man is with his wife... Just look at the first comment, the joke is probably better."