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"[Meta] A word on 9/11 jokes."
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"The penis mightier than the sword. haha penis."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless those wrongs are 270 degree left-hand turns."
"This happened over the weekend I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again."
"Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency? The SWAT team"
"Dance like no one is watching! Comment like you don't live in your mom's basement!"
"Once there was a man who never left his home. .......Don't get it? . Well, it *is* an **inside joke.**"
"What is another name for sunscreen? SOLution"
"What's the etiquette on petting a baby that's been leashed to the bike rail outside Starbucks?"
"Why did the porn-star get hit by a bus? She never saw it coming!!!"