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"Why does Highlander 2 exist? There can only be one."
"What is an epileptics favourite food? Seizure Salad"
"What's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."
"How does Disney decide who needs pants and who doesn't?"
"I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween. Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?"
"Started teaching my son and his friends Karate... I'm not qualified I just really enjoy kicking children."
"What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater? A seehorse."
"Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die."
"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"