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Joke of the Day

"Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."

"Why dont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"My girlfriend and I broke up because of a difference in religious beliefs. She didn't believe I was God."

"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"

"A girl went to the village shaman She asked him ""I saw a dog in my dream and he was licking my foot. What does it means?"" The shaman replied ""It means that your other half will come soon"""

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."

"What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date? It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not?"

"What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair? I can't stand being in this"

"My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it!"

"What do you call a Skydiving criminal Condescending"