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Joke of the Day

"I was so embarrassed when I got an erection during a prostate exam. Especially when they found out I'm not even a doctor."

"Why do dentists recommend jpeg? It is a flossy compression method."

"What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot"

"*slides into home plate and crowd goes wild* Hey everybody, be quiet for a minute! *pulls out phone, dials number* Hi mom, I got home safe."

"Hey girl, are you a Marxist revolutionary? Cos I'd like you to seize control of my means of production."

"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees (boobies)"

"What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury? Yakmanninov"

"if you see suicide squad be sure to stay after the credits. lots of people leave half empty containers of popcorn and you can just have them"

"I treat my body like a temple.. That's been destroyed by ISIS"

"YOU MUST ENJOY THIS FOOD! It's a required taste."