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Joke of the Day
"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"
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"I lost my job at the calendar factory Because I took too many days off."
"You know who's the greatest person ever? *the first word of this joke*"
"A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar... What a fine example of an integrated community. ^(Credit: Bernard Righton/John Thomson)"
"I've spotted six Pokemon today but I don't have the Pokemon GO app so it may just be that I need my new meds adjusted."
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Check her arm."
"ufo crew: why are we hovering? ufo captain: i wanna pet those dogs ufo crew: why not land? ufo cap: those talking monkeys are annoying af"
"Top ten Instagrams are of young women http://dadaviz.com/i/3971 *exclusions apply"
"A tank and a snake are having a heated argument when the snake says ""Shut up! You got penis on your face!"" to which the tank replies ""You got face on your penis!"""
"How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school? Change the drinking age to 25"