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Joke of the Day

"My friend tried to sell me a triangular monitor but I knew it was just a pyramid screen."

"Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke."

"What did the german with food allergies say? Gluten Nacht"

"I once went to a Reddit restaurant unfortunately all of the servers were busy"

"This bathroom attendant is a little overzealous. I can shake ""it"" myself. Also, I am not in the bathroom."

"One from my 7yo God daughter: why can't Elsa hold on to her balloon? Because she keeps letting it go!"

"What is DNA's favourite clothing? Jeans!"

"Did you hear about the autistic guy that sat on his food at Fuddrucker's? Turns out he just had Aspergers."

"The 15YO turns 16 today. Getting him a cake in the shape of a massive increase in our auto insurance premiums."

"Who clicks on ads? I do To report them."