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Joke of the Day
"What what Juan's twin sister named? I don't know, Juana guess?"
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"My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister.."
"Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work? Well, it worked with the slaves."
"What did the thug say to the mugging victim before he shot him. Worldstar."
"Wanna hear a Nirvana joke? Nevermind."
"The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month."
"It's important when dieting to reward yourself and take a break. Then, when you return to your diet a decade later you're all set to go"
"Bought some sneakers off of a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!"
"Girlfriend Joke - Written by Me I was in the shower with my girlfriend the other day and I asked her, ""Have you ever been peed on in the shower?"" She said, ""NO!"" I said, ""Yes, Yes you have!"""
"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water. Boom-boom-chhh!"