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Joke of the Day
"What what Juan's twin sister named? I don't know, Juana guess?"
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"How does a feminist ask for Halloween candies? Trigger Treat."
"Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom."
"What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."
"So, it is clear now that the only person who can stop a Trump presidency is Hillary Clinton... ...by conceding in favour of Bernie Sanders."
"The fantasy part of fantasy football is that 10 wives would all let their husbands out on the same night for the draft."
"I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?"
"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"
"General: Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy? Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !"