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Joke of the Day

"Socialism Q. Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists? A. because he wanted to help untie the human race."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar...."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists can't change anything."

"in the harry potter universe, where do wizards with weird sexual fetishes go? AYN ALLEY"

"Who laughs the last? The one who you have to explain the joke to."

"What's the difference between me and an egg? Eggs get laid."

"What does Canadian Fonzie say? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?"

"What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy."

"#ThingsGirlsDoThatGuysHate tease a man and get all his attention while the second velociraptor ambushes him from his blind spot"

"What did the doctor say to the angry midget? ""I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."""