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Joke of the Day

"Socialism Q. Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists? A. because he wanted to help untie the human race."

"Has oido hablar de ese pais con la guerra civil? No te rias. Es seria!"

"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."

"I think my husband cheated on me. Not one of our kids resembles him at all..."

"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"doc: how is your headache? she: he is doing fine."

"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."

"Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with 7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu."

"What's Hitler's favourite cany? Nazipan"

"An Indian walks into a hotel, and the receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""