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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."
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"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About six beers."
"*Texts* Can I come over bae? I need you. <3 *Gets reply text* DUDE, STOP CALLING ME THAT. I'M YOUR DEALER NOT YOUR BAE. BRING CA$H!"
"Pao sucks. Don't mind me, I'm just jumping on the hate wagon."
"I was suppose to write a sodium joke... But Na"
"*strips naked* ""Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"" Cops: he knows we can see him from this side, right?"
"What is the difference between a boat and a woman? The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut."
"Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: [wearing my wife's wedding dress] laundry"
"The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family."