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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an African kid and an orange? Approximately 3 grams."

"If 666 is the evil number Then 25.806975... is the root of all evil."

"I'll call it a ""smart phone"" the day I yell, ""Where's my freaking phone?!"" and it answers, ""I'm here! Under the pile of clothes!"

"Donald Trump says he'll be more presidential from now on No Juan believes that!"

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white"

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."

"I'm glad I didn't go to primary school with Freud. I bet his ""your mom"" jokes made a few kids cry."

"My GPS thinks we should see other drivers."

"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day; Teach a man to fish, and a month later he dies of scurvy."

"How do you make a good pun? You use a great PUNchline."