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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white"
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"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her."
"A nun goes to the greengrocer, asking for a cucumber. ""Get 2"" he says. ""So you have one to eat"""
"I want my funeral to be 20 consecutive moments of silence followed by a first-time bugler playing taps."
"[love making] Her: [leans in] ""do that thing you know I like."" [i cease to exist] Her: ""yeah baby."""
"Origami is Japanese for, ""we haven't invented scissors yet"""
"Your so poor I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette and your mom said ""Who turned of the lights""."
"I stayed up all night... Trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia"
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam???? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"What do you call a metrically inclined elderly assassin? A Killograndma."