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Joke of the Day

"If 666 is the evil number Then 25.806975... is the root of all evil."

"I have a fear of speed bumps... ...I'm slowly getting over it."

"I love drinking wine. It's my Riesling for being."

"What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts"

"What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job."

"Just ate a bag of jelly beans. Did you know if you eat a pineapple, a coconut, and a black one together, it tastes like pina colada asphalt?"

"i've just bought an english snake. Sir Pent"

"i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami"

"What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub? Unbearable"

"What do you call a postmodernist ravioli? An intellectual impasta'."