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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad I didn't go to primary school with Freud. I bet his ""your mom"" jokes made a few kids cry."

"Parents: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Parents: Mom and dad. Me: Mom and dad who? Parents: Exactly, you're adopted son. ;'("

"It's 27 outside. Oh great, even the weather is younger and cooler than me now."

"What's the opposite of progress? The president."

"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"

"My favourite two word joke. Dwarf (_) &nbsp; ( _)>- &nbsp; (_) Shortage &nbsp; [By Jimmy Carr]"

"A religious man wasn't paying attention when he was driving. His karma ran over a dogma."

"THE HORROR! *splat THE TRAGEDY! *splat IT'S AWFUL! *splat SO MUCH BLOOD! *splat WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! *splat -It's raining men."

"The general rule is that you shouldn't ride an elevator during a fire, but I mean, talk about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity"

"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"