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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad I didn't go to primary school with Freud. I bet his ""your mom"" jokes made a few kids cry."

"This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, ""Would you please press 1?"" So I did. I don't remember much afterwards."

"Try The New McDonaldsTM Double Bacon Something Whatever I Don't Know Anymore But You're Gonna Eat It Anyways You Fat Piece Of Shit"

"Today, at the train station, my mood ring was stolen... but I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"Did you hear about the Bob Marley impersonator? He's dreadful."

"QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors."

"If you were playing a drinking game where you took a sip every time they said ""Lebron,"" you'd die."

"Having erectile dysfunction must be hard Oh wait... No, never mind."

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Because you're 10/10 I know we've been doing anti-joke pick up lines but this only comes once a year."

"My girlfriend and I finally decided to try out role-play in the bedroom. I dressed up like Luke Skywalker And she pretended to be a dead fish."