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Joke of the Day

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."

"How do you stop a Polish tank? Shoot the guy that's pushing it"

"A man walks into a pet shop and says: ""Give me a wasp."" The shopkeeper replies: ""We don't sell wasps."" He says: ""There's one in the window."

"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."

"ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it? ME: I have no idea"

"What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz? Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes."

"It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered."

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"I'm offended that horses don't put their hooves over their hearts during the National Anthem when they win a gold in equestrian events."

"Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?"