201614

Joke of the Day

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."

"Today, coworker deemed herself ""unscareable"". Now I have no choice but to hide in the backseat of her car with an axe & correct her grammar."

"My SO just left me for a guy with a conjoined twin. She says he's twice the man I am."

"Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm? Because it was humerus."

"Ate a burger while reading about the worst burgers in America. Now I'm gonna read about the decline of society while I tweet."

"It's 2016, I don't need to set my clocks back manually I just have my Negro James do it for me."

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty hot."

"I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman.. Oops I've posted this in the wrong place"

"Why do businesses move to India? Because they worship prophets!"

"You call them ""cuss words""... I call them ""sentence enhancers""."