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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a good pun? You use a great PUNchline."
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"Your crush likes your status and you start to imagine life together!"
"Alcohol is our worst enemy Good thing Jesus taught us all to love our enemies."
"I just took a massive dump. Didn't know I had it in me."
"If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get? Nicki Melange"
"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go back to the first shop we went in two hours ago."
"*gains winter weight for ""insulation"" *is now fat and cold"
"""Installing this app on a smartphone or tablet will mean everyone in the house can easily adjust the thermostat."" Dads in unison: ""Nooooo!"""
"Don't be sad, laundry. nobody's doing me either"
"Eleanor Rigby would probably get super bummed out if she ever heard the song about her."