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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama in a wheelchair and says ""You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."""
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"I always have too much month left at the end of my money."
"It's like my dad always said: ""Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."""
"Where was France's military strategy developed? Toulouse"
"This kitty has really overstayed its welcome. All hello and no goodbye."
"It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars."
"A lady was looking for a turkey... A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy ""Do these turkeys get any bigger?"" The stock boy replied ""No they're dead."""
"Don't make fun of a fat person with a lisp... ...they're probably thick and tired of it."
"I am a recovering addict... I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."