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Joke of the Day
"Where was France's military strategy developed? Toulouse"
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"I told a rape joke the other day and a dude got mad. He said ""I hope you have a daughter and she gets raped so you can see how it feels."" Well I mean she'd have to survive the abortion first."
"They say when you find a sea shell, pick it up, and put it to your ear, you can hear the ocean. Do you know why that is? Cause you're on the fuckin beach."
"Whats the biggest difference betweens mens and womens soccer? There are more pussies on a mens soccer team"
"Friday night plans *break into plastic surgeon's office *put goldfish in the silicone implants *sneak away undetected *giggle like a maniac"
"Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma"
"What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor? Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children"
"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."
"Who steals all the soap in the bathroom? The robber ducky"
"Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited. She asked if it was a search party :("