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Joke of the Day

"Where was France's military strategy developed? Toulouse"

"I'm banned from HomeDepot, after trying to steal drugs. I was caught stealing two ladders; what can I say they get me high."

"Is your cat getting enough Chinese food? The answer may surprise you. Mews at 11. NEWS. I said ""news"". Just like a typing human would. What."

"What's a sailor's least favorite color? Maroon"

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending."

"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"

"Why did the banker eat lunch by himself? Because he was a loaner."

"What's the difference between yogurt and white people? If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture."

"(Politics) If trump becomes president... And he identified as a female or got a sex change, would he then be the first woman president?"

"I'm in the middle of hanging myself. The suspense is killing me."