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Joke of the Day
"This kitty has really overstayed its welcome. All hello and no goodbye."
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"As I spread my girlfriend's legs I thought to myself... This is the strangest thing I've ever had on toast."
"A guy walked into a bar... Ouch"
"5 minutes into America's Got Talent and I learned we don't have talent, we have a bunch of delusional idiots that don't want real jobs."
"So much rosemary. So little thyme."
"I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book it cost me a fortune in postage stamps"
"How to break into comedy Crack a joke"
"When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell."
"Have you heard of McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."