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Joke of the Day

"I am a recovering addict... I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around."

"I lost my teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day Just as her husband got home"

"How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet"

"Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year? He's Biden his time."

"To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome"

"Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator? Because it's not called a purconow."

"If you're gonna offer free milk for coffee at a convenience store, don't get all weird when I bring in a dry bowl of cereal."

"Instead of recommending more people to follow, Twitter should recommend that I shut this computer off & get on with my life"

"What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, ""Fancy""? Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?"

"CREATION OF MAN God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on their heads and grow more in their ears & noses Angel: Yes, my Liege"