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Joke of the Day

"It's like my dad always said: ""Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."""

"If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears"

"Why are shoes always tied in the ghetto? Because if not, you always be trippin nigga."

"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when I smack it"

"Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !"

"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)"

"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ Break their bones, they have 206."

"Mickey Mouse just got shot at Disney World for being black."

"I used to crush cans for a living, didn't like it though... It was soda pressing."

"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."