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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars."

"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor."

"How do you please an Amish woman? Give her two Mennonite"

"What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up."

"The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me."

"Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport"

"A man has a steering wheel coming out of his fly First man, why is that steering whell coming out of your fly? Second man, It's driving me nuts."

"Imagine a world not only without sex but where there is the constant threat that a stork will just drop a fucking baby off at your house."

"Early Time I'm on a Whiskey diet, I lost three days already."

"Why don't people get married in North Korea? Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw."