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Joke of the Day

"I always have too much month left at the end of my money."

"Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."

"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."

"What can you find in the middle of no where?"

"Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you're life is."

"Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime."

"Be careful people,there are a lot of scams on the internet For 19.99 I can show you how to avoid them"

"What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited? Run Berry, run!"

"The thing about insomnia is 372 raised swirl patterns on the ceiling."

"I had a colonoscopy done the other day and I think it went really well... As I was walking out I overheard the nurses talking about me and I could hear one saying ""What an asshole!"""