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Joke of the Day

"If a girl has sex with many guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same... ... he's called gay."

"Jokes for the blind."

"My brother just fed my 10 m.o. nephew a whole bowl guacamole before dropping him off with me. Now I've gotta change the diaper. What a dip shit."

"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"

"6yo wants to ""have a conversation"" with the class bully's parents. Either he's mature beyond his years or he's a mobster."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison."

"How does good king wenceslas like his pizza? (An old classic) Deep and crisp and even"

"The Internet lets the world instantly know my thought but...they can't make a microwave that I can put metal in. Someone isn't trying."

"Why didn't Mayweather become an NFL QB? Because he couldn't READ the defense!"

"What happens to lawyers after they die? They lie still."